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Cat knocking things off meme template

Eye contact first. Then gravity. Then no regrets whatsoever.

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This format is about premeditation. The photo only works if the cat is looking at you — that eye contact is the confession. A cat knocking something off while facing away is just an accident.

Write the caption as a scientist or a lawyer, never as an apology. The cat is not sorry and pretending otherwise kills the joke.

Eight captions that already work

  • i knocked it off on purpose and i would do it again
  • gravity is a suggestion
  • this is a physics experiment. i am the scientist.
  • you left it on the edge. that is on you.
  • i looked you in the eye first
  • the cup was in my way
  • it fell. i watched. i have no regrets.
  • i will do this until you learn

How to use it

  1. Pick a line above, or write your own.
  2. Hit Use — it opens the generator with the caption filled in.
  3. Upload a photo, adjust the crop, download the PNG.

Questions

Why do cats knock things off tables?

Often it is curiosity and pawing at objects to test them; sometimes it is attention-seeking, because it reliably gets a reaction. It is not spite, whatever the meme says.

How do I get the eye-contact shot?

Put the object near the edge, get your camera low and ready, and wait. The look usually comes right before the push.