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Treat face meme template
The stare is not love. The stare is arithmetic.
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Every pet owner knows this photo: the animal sitting perfectly still, eyes locked, radiating intent. It is the most obedient your pet will ever be, and it is entirely transactional.
Play it straight. The comedy comes from treating a very good sit as a negotiation tactic.
Eight captions that already work
- i heard the bag
- the bag. i heard the bag.
- i am sitting. i am being so good. treat.
- this is my job and i am excellent at it
- i have been patient for eleven seconds
- one for you, two for me
- i will do anything. anything. for the chicken.
- the treat jar is the loudest object in this house
How to use it
- Pick a line above, or write your own.
- Hit Use — it opens the generator with the caption filled in.
- Upload a photo, adjust the crop, download the PNG.
Questions
How much of a pet's diet should be treats?
A common guideline is keeping treats under about a tenth of daily calories, but the right number depends on the animal. Ask your vet, especially for small breeds or pets on a weight plan.
What can I use instead of shop treats?
Plain cooked chicken, a bit of carrot, or part of the daily kibble ration all work. Cutting treats from the main meal keeps the total roughly level.